I hate em!!! Like I am literally sick of em, I am considering a life of celibacy right now, that’s how much I don’t like it!!! 

 

   Now the act of going in without a condom is called “skin diving” and just like “skinny dipping” your naked, its wet and its UBER awesome as opposed to wearing em :p 

 

   Am gonna give u a few reasons condoms suck ass 

 

   (1) A lot of girls react badly to condoms, either they get rashes or it makes them dry very fast, which like I said sucks ass 

   

   (2) It cuts down on d sensitivity of the dick, makes you feel like your banging wet cardboard paper, that’s why if the condom breaks your filled with joy for a brief moment and then you remember diseases and pull out *party pooper* 

 

   (3) Due to the decreased sensitivity, it takes you much longer to “cum” , now for someone with premature ejaculation this sounds like good news but us normal folks sex becomes hardwork like farming or solving mathematics … and I hate both of those things  

 

  Am thinking these scientists should have come up with an alternative to this problem, you know? Maybe stuff like liquid condoms or pills you take before sex to prevent the whole slew of STD’s 

 

   Am telling you, if they did any of these, the spread of STD’s would drop dramatically, cause people can’t resist the temptation of skin diving… 

 

   I know you agree with me, and I mean the ladies too, don’t you like your banana peeled? 😉

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   I want kids as soon as possible, but am skeptical if I want to have female children, I’ll be driven crazy with worry like everyday, cause of the dumb decisions they make 

 

   So am going to give examples of real people but with fictional names, ladies that made dumb emotional decisions that continue to baffle me 

 

   We will call the first one LISA, now lisa was a focused student, she was book smart but aside from the chump she dated secondary school she hadn’t been in a real relationship, so she meets a guy and dates him for three years and he cheats and is nonchalant bout her but she stays cause she doesn’t want to have wasted 3years…. 

 

  Am I the only one that sounds wacky too? So u stay 3 more years, what are u expecting to happen? Him to change? Dream on!!! You know how tigers love spots and leopards their stripes… Or is it the other way around? :s 

 

  Anyway let’s talk about JANE, when she was 17 she started dating an older guy for 2years, then she found out he was cheating so she broke up with him, he begged her to come see him and she did, and he raped her… And this happened on 2 other different occasions 😐

   

   First off its almost hard to believe it was really rape but innocent until proven guilty right? Well if she was really raped 3times then am really worried bout the female brain… Is it really functional? How its decision making works is a BIG mystery.

 

  Now I have to think its something handed down genetically to their species, some kind of defective X chromosome or brain cells, and I fear if I have a daughter she just might inherit it and break my heart with her bad decisions 

 

  For the sake of argument, I’ll admit that I know a few outstanding females, some I even regard higher than a lot of dudes, but that’s like 20percent, and this is not an insult to ladies its just a dare to prove me wrong and be better than my misconception 🙂  

                 Dueces La Chicas :*

Some ladies say it takes a real man to understand women, well I’ll hand in my membership card to “the real men” club and skulk off to the “aba made men” club, coz I really don’t get em…

First off, I haven’t dated a chick past d 8month marker coz of all intricate nuances of the female mind… And off course my own quirky nature

I didn’t kw blackberry pm’s and dp’s played a serious role in modern relationship, until I put up pixs of different girls wv d heart smiley and/or d hug and kisses smiley and my girlfriend at the time blew up on me, I guess I was cheating on her via bbm, like seriously wtf???? Anyway C’est la vie ¯\..(•͡.̮ •͡ )../¯

And then d next one thought I wasn’t jealous enough, like she would be literally twirling around and laffn whyl she talked to a guy just to make me frown and I would be smoking metaphorical cohibas and sippn tequilas wv not a care… Well she canned my ass ASAP

Then I had a chick dat I rily liked and she told me that one of d guys at a party we were at tried to rape her before, I got rily mad and left the room to make evil plans I came bk and saw the two talkn and laughing so I kicked his ass and left, she called to tell I was too jealous and I canned HER ass… Kmt

That’s the thing bout chicks u can’t really get a handle on em, a second she z miss independent, the next she wants a man to take care of her, one second she wants a nice guy dat compliments her and the next she z fucking d bad boy dat calls her a slut.
These ladies can make a dude schizophrenic yo!!! Coz u need all the split personalities u can get ur hands on to keep up wv em, that’s if u plan on keeping em around, and if u don’t … Then wtf am I talking to u for? Play on player !!! U’ll never rily run out of femmes 😀

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